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AVDtheGOAT
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A fully independent investigative publication dedicated to exposing the truth about AVDtheGoat — including, but not limited to, his suspicious hat collection, his alleged hair situation, and his fake crosseyed story.
The Baldness Conspiracy
Is AVD actually bald, or is this an elaborate performance? Seven hats. One comb. Zero answers.
The Eye Situation
Sources confirm AVD's gaze covers approximately 200 degrees. Nobody is ever sure if he's looking at them. We investigate.
The GOAT Question
AVD claims to be the Greatest Of All Time. We asked actual goats for comment. This is their story.